Chapter 4 has developed
I just couldn't sleep soundly, plagued by nightmares. In my dreams, I was being chased by various evil spirits. When I tried to use a peach wood talisman for protection, I found it shattered, leaving me to escape in despair. In the end, I couldn't escape and was caught by the multitude of evil spirits. I could only flail my arms in a futile attempt to fight back. To my surprise, when I struck those spirits, they began to spill out money, all in hundred-yuan bills. In no time, I was buried under the cash, struggling to breathe, and I woke up with a scream.
The Taoist accompanied by a smile said: "You see, the amount of money is correct, right"
As soon as I heard there was money to be made, I immediately asked, "What do you want to buy this dead ghost for?"
The hanging ghost immediately wailed there, "Master, how could I possibly have the ability to harm this Daoist priest? You must have a conscience; you cannot harm me.
This thing is really valuable!
The Taoist skillfully operated the phone for a moment, and soon I received a notification on my phone. I picked it up and took a glance, and was startled.
Upon hearing this, the Taoist asked: "Do you know our president?"
This move was executed with great elegance, leaving me secretly astonished
The Taoist, with a mournful expression, took off his robe and trousers, leaving only his vest and shorts, hesitating and reluctant to undress further
As the Taoist trembled while putting on his clothes, I said: "Alright, I shall not hold a grudge against you for this minor offense. I will let you go this time. However, if you dare to have any ulterior motives afterwards, be prepared for this photograph to be spread all over the world."
Without saying a word, the Taoist swiftly took off his vest and shorts, lying bare on the ground with his buttocks raised high, and with a tone of sorrow and indignation, he said: "Brother, could you please be gentle for a moment? I am getting old, and I have never done this before..."
By the time everything was sorted out, the sky was already bright.
I raised an eyebrow and let out a cold chuckle, "Spare you, and then you turn around to seek revenge on me? It would be better to end you right now, once and for all, without anyone knowing. At that time, I can pin it on this hanging ghost."
After taking a few photos, I arranged a series of classic poses for the Taoist priest and the hanging ghost, such as the old man pushing a cart and Guanyin sitting on a lotus. Finally, I took two frontal nude shots of the Taoist priest alone
The Taoist said: "I am a member of the Shueisha, and every year I have tasks to exorcise ghosts and drive away evil. As the first half of the year is about to pass, I am just one ghost short of completing my tasks."
I also do not know what the market price is, but this useless item I have kept is indeed of no use to me. I originally intended to dispose of it, but now that it can be sold for money, it is a good opportunity for waste utilization. It does not matter whether I sell it for a lot or a little, so I readily nodded and said: "Alright, how do you want to pay? It seems you did not bring any cash."
"Oh, you really aren't afraid of death, are you? You still want to seize my hard-earned victory!" I was furious, "Today, I will grant you your wish!"
I can be certain of this; just now, I searched him thoroughly.
The ghost hanging from the noose and the Taoist both exclaimed: "What are you trying to do?"
What is Shueisha
The Taoist stammered, "Brother, I guarantee with my integrity that as long as you spare me, I will never trouble you again. I can swear by my Taoist knowledge as proof..."
The hanging ghost cried out loudly, it was truly tragic, and I felt quite remorseful upon hearing it. I lightly tapped it with a peach wood talisman, and then the world fell silent; the hanging ghost obediently lay on the ground pretending to be dead.
The Taoist hurriedly said: "My humble surname is Chen, and my name is Chen Musheng"
I kindly comforted it, "Don't worry, I will take care of you soon, it doesn't matter if I take the blame for more things."
I maintained my composure and pretended to be indifferent, "Alright, this hanging ghost belongs to you now, what is your name?"
The Taoist's cry of agony immediately transformed into a sharp scream, as he knelt down on the ground, clutching the area around his midfoot.
This Taoist indeed possesses considerable skill; if it weren't for taking the initiative just now, it would have been uncertain whose hands the deer would fall into.
I stroked my chin and pretended to think for a moment, then said: "Well, I am here to exorcise ghosts and drive away evil, not to commit murder or robbery. Heaven has a benevolent nature towards life; it is better to kill one less if possible. However, I wonder if the oath you made is reliable"
I glared and said, "What? Do you really want me to kill one more today?"
The Taoist said cautiously: "That hanging ghost is of no use to you, could you possibly give me ... ... "
During this period, the Taoist priest kept shouting incessantly
I offered the market price... The Taoist glanced at me secretly, and I slightly furrowed my brow. He immediately continued, "If you add another 30%, this is all the money I have on hand."
After the Taoist priest repeatedly expressed his gratitude upon receiving the cloth bag, he then took out a small porcelain bottle and produced two talismans. He affixed one of the talismans to the body of the hanged ghost, and then with a shake of the small bottle, the hanged ghost transformed into a wisp of black smoke and entered the bottle.
It just occurred to me that I still do not know the name of this Taoist priest
How would I know who their president is? I waved my hand and said, "We have only met once, he probably won't even remember who I am, so there's no need to mention it. Let's talk about the price first."
I simply returned the bag to the Taoist priest
Considering that this fellow came to catch evil spirits, he must possess certain skills. In movies, such Taoist priests are usually martial arts experts and can also perform spells. If it comes to a confrontation, I am likely to be no match for him in a direct fight. Therefore, I immediately took the initiative without hesitation and struck him with a punch to his left eye socket.
Seeing that the Taoist had left, I finally breathed a slight sigh of relief, yet I did not dare to relax too much, fearing that the Taoist might sneak back in to spy. I initially intended to leave the basement immediately, but upon seeing the few corpses in the basement, I thought they were quite pitiful, having been killed by evil spirits here, unable even to rest in peace. Since I had taken their money, I decided to do a good deed to the end. I ran outside to siphon some gasoline from the car's fuel tank, gathered the corpses towards the center of the basement, doused them with gasoline, and burned them to ashes. After the fire extinguished, I collected the ashes together and dug a pit in the vacant lot behind the building to bury them, which could be considered as resting in peace.
Transfer two hundred sixty thousand
The Taoist did not expect that I would suddenly strike, and was unable to evade. This punch landed squarely, and with a cry of "ouch," he covered his eyes and began to scream in agony
"How much is integrity worth per pound? I heard it is not very valuable these days." I glanced at the Taoist priest and suddenly had an idea, chuckling, "However, I do have a way to make you too afraid to seek revenge on me! Stand up and take off your clothes!"
This line is somewhat similar to that of the evil spirit
The Taoist hurriedly waved his hand and said: "It is not a robbery, it is not a robbery, I will pay for it, I will pay for it!"
The Taoist asked nervously, "What do you intend to do?"
The Taoist, with a mournful expression, wanted to reach for the cloth bag, but was met with a fierce glare from the four-eyed figure, causing him to retract his hand. Yet, he hesitated and was unwilling to leave.
I then took out my phone and handed it to the Taoist priest, informing him of my account number
As the old priest got up, I grabbed one of the legs of the hanged ghost and dragged it closer, then pressed the priest down onto the body of the hanged ghost.
I will transfer the money to you via Alipay. The Taoist glanced at me and said, My phone is in the cloth bag.
I held up my phone and took two quick photos, exclaiming, "Strike a pose, everyone smile!"
At first, there were threats, shouting "Do you know who I am? You little brat, daring to provoke me, have the guts to leave your name! You're in big trouble now!" Later, seeing that I wasn't falling for this, he changed his approach to negotiation, saying, "Little brother, let's talk things over, don't resort to violence, we can discuss this, I don't want this nonsense anymore, alright?"
The Taoist hurriedly exclaimed: "My oath is guaranteed to be reliable, absolutely reliable. We sorcerers are all principled individuals; we do not make oaths lightly, nor do we break them casually."
The Taoist's face immediately turned pale, and he began to tremble uncontrollably, his teeth chattering. Seeing this, I understood the situation in my heart and continued to speak in a harsh tone: "Stinking Taoist, do you still want this ghost and its treasure?"
I said: "Alright, then I will kill you, leaving you with some dignity"
At first, the Taoist struggled a bit, but after I hit and struck him repeatedly, he finally became obedient, allowing me to manipulate him as I pleased. In the end, he even cooperatively forced a smile that looked worse than crying.
The Taoist's complexion immediately changed from pale to red, "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. I, although I have no great abilities, still possess my dignity..."
After the shoot, I threw the clothes back to the Taoist priest
I hurriedly stepped forward and pressed him down, first yanking the cloth bag he was carrying and throwing it aside. Then, I carefully searched his body and found two throwing knives and a jade token, but no other weapons. Only then did I remove the Taoist's belt, binding his hands securely behind his back with a tight knot. I also took off his shoes and tossed them aside, tearing a piece of cloth from his patched socks to tie his two big toes together.
I was furious and kicked him on his bare bottom, "Get up, who do you think I am? I am a serious and genuine man, not interested in other men!"
The Taoist, perhaps noticing that my expression was not very good, collected the hanging ghost and turned to leave, not daring to say another word.
"I dare not, I dare not!" the Taoist stammered, "Brother, I failed to recognize the greatness of Mount Tai, please spare me.
I immediately kicked him, freeing his hands, "If you don't want to die, hurry up and take it off, stop wasting time!"
I immediately kicked up, striking the Taoist's vital point between his legs
I immediately urged: "Strip | bare, be quick about it, don't keep me waiting impatiently"
I quietly memorized this name, yet did not inquire further, lest this Taoist discern that we were not knowledgeable in the matter. I merely feigned surprise and said: "Oh, so you are from Shueisha. Fine, for the sake of your president, this ghost has been sold to you. What price did you offer?"
I directly ignored his words, treating them as if I had not heard anything. After finishing everything in a fit of anger, I finally let out a sigh of relief. I grabbed the Taoist and made him sit against the wall, squatting in front of him, I coldly sneered: "You filthy Taoist, do you know what I am here for? How dare you come to rob me, you must be tired of living. Do you know where the last guy who tried to rob me is now? The upper half is buried in the foundation of the New Hundred Building, and the lower half was thrown into the sea to feed the fish! With your little stature, you dare to rob me!" The upper half is buried in the foundation of the New Hundred Building, and the lower half was thrown into the sea to feed the fish! With your little stature, you dare to rob me!
I am both tired and sleepy, yet I dare not relax. Upon returning to the car, I see that the big fool is sleeping soundly, with drool flowing down and soaking his collar. However, his complexion has improved significantly.
Upon hearing this, I could not help but become furious. After all this time spent talking nonsense, they have come to rob me! I fought hard to defeat the evil spirit and managed to obtain some money, which I had barely warmed in my hands before someone came to snatch it away. This is truly something that an uncle can endure, but an aunt cannot.
I did not wake him up, instead I slowly searched for the road. By this time, the sky was already bright. I paid close attention and spent a good part of the day, finally managing to find my way back to the main road. However, I was extremely tired, so I decided to return to the nearby county town. I first found a hotel and booked a room, then dragged the big fool, who wouldn't wake up no matter how I called, into the room, where he immediately collapsed onto the bed and fell into a deep sleep without a care in the world